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Archive for April, 2008

VI. Babies

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Catholics like babies. No, scratch that – Catholics love babies. It’s not that Catholics love babies more than other religious denominations, it’s that they like having as many babies as possible in accordance to the number that God is willing to bestow upon the family. Though the US average of babies per [...]

V. Non-Catholics Wearing Catholic Stuff

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

It’s all over the news tonight, Hillary Clinton was wearing one of those Brazilian Mary bracelets at a campaign stop in Pennsylvania. Everyone is all in uproar - Was it a campaign ploy? Does she actually have some real faith in Christianity? Did an operative of Mother Teresa put it on her wrist without her [...]

IV. Rosaries

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Nothing apart from Mass gives Catholics more comfort and causes more spontaneous combustion among Protestants than the Rosary.
While the number of televisions per person in the United States almost boggles the mind, that statistic doesn’t hold a nine day novena candle to the number of Rosaries per Catholic in the US. If you include all [...]

III. Making Saints

Friday, April 18th, 2008

The current process for declaring someone a saint was established by Pope John Paul II in 1983 in the document Divinus Perfectionis Magister. This document continued a process of simplification started by Pope Paul VI during Vatican II.
So how do you get to be a saint?
First, you have to be dead at least for five [...]

II. Clapping in Church

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

You’ve heard it. You’ve probably done it. If you haven’t, your children have innocently followed the herd and started applauding during / after Mass. It’s embarrassing to admit that you hate it, especially when your discomfort at clapping gets you labeled as “anti-community”, “choir hater”, or worse, “not nice”.
If you aren’t Catholic and happen to [...]

I. Rome

Monday, April 7th, 2008

When someone says “home of the whore of Babylon” Catholics get warm fuzzies. But what else would you expect from those who acknowledge Rome as the capital of their religion? In all honesty, Rome really gets a bad rap from Protestants. Where else can you trip over thousands of years worth of history, get robbed [...]